You read the Website, bought the CD (the massed band of the Cat D 9's), saw the Video down in Soho (well it was about cleaning up dirty sites) and are even contemplating buying the Tee shirt !!!
Well until you do
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Drummers Drumming
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Eleven Pipers Piping
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Ten Lords A-Leaping
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Nine Ladies Dancing
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Eight Maids A-Milking
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Five Golden Rings
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Four Calling Birds
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And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
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