Micky Allen
Layla Resources Ltd
120 Grandison Road
London, SW11 6LN, England
Tel: +44 020 7207 0128
[Fax: +44 020 7223 3395]
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Website: http://www.ContaminatedLand.co.uk
The copying, adaption, electronic storage and reproduction of the www.ContaminatedLand.co.uk Website is expressly forbidden unless within the terms of a specific License issued by the Publisher. Any persons or corporation found replicating any part of this work will be liable to prosecution under the 1988 Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, as well as any relevant EU Database protection law.
We subscribe to the open nature of information flow on the Internet, and hence you are free to copy or use the information for personal use (much like making the occasional photocopy in the library) on this site, WITH THE PROVISO that if you make money out of it, (by repackaging the information and selling it on) then it is only fair that we should benefit as well and receive some form of equitable payment for our hard work too. We welcome links to the site - no need to ask, just do it! (but no legalese please).
Some of you may be thinking 'Yeh yeh big deal what are you gonna do buster if we nick your info and pass it off as ours'
Well quite simple - we will come round and nail your budgies feet to its perch, why else do you think there is such a shortage of Norwegian Blues on the market now ?
Yes you've got it in one, your average GBH thug, hasn't got the class of George Orwell, and hangs out in the company of Pit Bull Terriers. However a Cyberpunk is either with the fairies up on an out-ing on Clapham Common, or else is down-ing The Feathers on the psittacosis.
Afterall the Oxford Illustrated Dictionary definition of a Parrot is a person who repeats others words or imitates their actions unintelligently
So next time you consider not asking for permission to link to www.contaminatedland.co.uk (never knowingly underlinked), you might eventually get this :-
Deer Sur / Medom Unless we hear to the contrary we shall assume that you have granted permission for us to link to your organisation, afterall what's saws for the gooce is surely sores for the ganja
>I would ask that if you have any objections,
>please raise them with us by Friday 15th May.
>After this date, we will assume that permission
>is granted unless informed otherwise.
Dear Sir / Modem
You sent an email to a colleague asking if you could link to this website, and told us that if we did not agree you would unilaterally ipso facto, des res, link to us anyway.
I believe that in the Disunited States of Amorica, such illicit deep linking is not only illegal and immoral but caused Linda Lovelace to develop throat cancer.
Dr Hackenbush often attempts to "represent" this organ, and has been castigated in the baldosas as a result. After his second writ he will be struck off and have all his greasepaint removed voluntarily or forth with
Any attempt to repackage material on this site would be in violation of Government Guidelines as to the EEC packaging waste directives (part [a] sub-sect [2.i] para [9] as amended by the Andoran pre-accession directive [1999], subject to appeal by the Armorican Trilobite Manufacturing Political Action Committee of Philladelphia)
Subject to being officially registered members of the "Oasis" Fan-club (under section 29 part [a] of the Trademarks act) we would be prepared to consider an application to "roll-with-it" as regards granting authorisation to discuss the possibility of discussing discus rolling on St Swithins day (subject to the City of Westminster Guilds and Apprentice Boys Act [1653])
Please be further aware that although Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush may purport to represent the brothers marxicov and their juggling chain-saw act, he is bound by a restrictive covenant that permits him to sign czecks upto and including a maxwell of one elephant in his pyjamas. The legal case concerning how the elephant got into his pyjamas (and did not bark) is still sub-judice.
Further negotiations should be carried out with Mr Otis B Driftwood, late of Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel (which was and is currently not connected to the firm of Hungergunger, Hungergunger, Hungergunger,Hungergunger and McCormick)
This massage is confidential, and should work seep out to Mrs Claypool writs will be waxed and then wrothed illegally or otherwise depending on the users access (or db2) priviledges.
Copying writs in documents created by or on behalf of this flim-flam remains vested, underwired, and otherwise supported in the film, and we dessert our immoral rights, unless the michelmas term and our client's recent engagement to the big 5 magic circle matrix provide otherwise.
The partners in the firm have either solicited or resented foreign lawyers and a list of their gnomes and professional particulars can be inspected with a trowel at the Peoples Republic of Freedonia at 461 Ocean Boulevard, Housemaids Wharf, London WC 2P LOO or at any of our other offices, the addresses of which can be found at http://www.contaminatedland.co.uk/marx-bro.htm
Upon receipt of this communication please reset your computer system clock, to 1986, set course for the heart of the sun, delete dannis hard-drive, and contact Pete Townsend for an axe.
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>Sueus At Your Perilus, are keen to ensure that
>the highest quality of information is supplied
>to both staff and customers.
>To meet this goal, we are keen to provide appropriate
links to web based resources, which may be of interest.
>I am contacting you to ascertain whether your
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>to your site from both our intranet and internet
>pages. The link would be textual and would take the
>form of (i) web address (ii) description. It would in
>no way attempt to re-package, download or alter any
>content (unless expressly permitted to do so by
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>objections, please raise them with us by Friday 15th
>May. After this date, we will assume that permission
>is granted unless informed otherwise.
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